M-M-Mand-Manda-rrrrinnn!!

As Ma Chungers, you should learn Zhong wen.

As Ma Chungers, you have to learn Zhong wen.

If you have been maintaining a racist outlook, you will find a big affective barrier that blocks your motivation and effort to learn this language.

I don’t love the Indonesian Chinese (well, apart from the fact that I have been involved in romantically sweet passionate heartbreaking affairs with many of the women), but I don’t hate them either. And this middle stance is an ideal starting position for an effort to learn Zhong wen. If you love them, you see no point of acquiring Zhong wen; if you hate them, you don’t see any reason why you should learn Zhong wen.

An evaluation item on the 12 Ma Chung Characters Evaluation Instrument says this all: “The staff has a good command of Zhong wen, or at least shows an effort to learn Zhong wen”.

I have been learning this exotic language, and frankly speaking, I feel daunted, challenged, tempted, aroused, turned on!

Zhong wen is definitely not an easy language. Now, I have a doctorate degree in language education; my teachers said I am talented to learn languages, and, boy, how this Zhong wen language is mocking me, saying: “I dare you to master me!”. Damn! Wait till I pounce on its face, I’d come down very hard on it, ripping it to pieces, tearing it with my teeth and fists, and finally making love to it!